What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is something you have to share?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?

-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is the impact of being stereotyped as poor on an individual's life? How does it make them feel?

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How can couples reverse the buildup of resentment once they notice it?

Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

When was you wife swapping fantasy started?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-All the bad guys are black.

What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do people hate fat people so much, even people who aren't exactly supermodels themselves? It seems like such a deep, passionate hatred, like they're offended by fat people just existing. Fat people didn't do anything to them, so why hate them?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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